wtf?!

I was going to post something else, but after reading this while surfing around the 'net earlier, I couldn't help but crack up. I have to share this with you:

"Deeper Understanding of the Universe | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/9/08

I really miss my gerbil fluff-puff. It wasn't too long ago that I was playing door basketball, when I got frustrated and threw him really hard at the wall. It was so sad. I cherish those moments I had with him. I miss you, fluff puff."

I LOVE YOU...

... and your brother, too!

Can you say that on TV?!

I am (inadvertently) watching "Boy & Kris" on TV right now.

Kris Aquino just said in the most airheadiest voice ever:

"Baka malagyan ng paint yung balls!"

O... M... G...

:D